My proposition to increase activity

[noxious.sunshine]

nox, noxy, noxious, sunshine, sun, sunny, noxysun, obnoxious, that's all i got

[The Man]

"The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women." is still probably the best username anyone has come up with, but I think you'd have to alter the structure of a bunch of tables to get it to fit.

"Daniel Towns suspiciously plunging his finger into a bowl of jelly" is a close second. The Arthur Rees one isn't bad either.

[Del Murder]

Let's rename Loony BoB to 'Loony BoB just had sex with', then make fun of what ever poor soul follows his name on the who's online list.

[- loony bob penetrated me]

Let's rename Loony BoB to 'Loony BoB just had sex with', then make fun of what ever poor soul follows his name on the who's online list.

[Jiro]

Putting commas in names is a good way to confuse people into thinking there are more active members. I know plenty people have mentioned that re: Vincent, Thunder God's name in the past.

[Sephex]

"Sephex has safe sex while wielding his death axe"

[Old Manus]

'Old Manus, SELECT Username IN [dbo.Users]'

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm going to make accounts for every single one of my names.

Userbase doubled.

[Calliope]

That is seriously the dumbest idea you can come up with.

Sure it is.

[Shlup]

There you go, dear.

[Hollycat]

I'm not typing that out, so from now on your name is Astt.

[Goldenboko]

There you go, dear.

D'aw. You knew about my gluten allergy!