Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
Need a girl one and a guy one so Danielle and I can both be happy. I won't sacrifice my FHM calendar spot for some random blokes!

Yes, I still get my annual FHM calendar.

Also, the more parody this stuff gets, the better. Girls should pose on cars and suck on lollipops, guys should have giant axes resting on their shoulders as they wear flannel shirts and have one foot on a felled tree.
That's not parody; that's doing it literal. How about I pose shirtless with a gunblade resting on my shoulder next to a fallen cactuar?

...and you're supposed to own a Final Fantasy website, jesus.