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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Braaaaaains The titular "other option", by the way

    I have a very simple plan via which it could be achieved.

    • Eyes on FF offers a PS4 giveaway! Who the hell wouldn't want to enter?
    • And, guess what, you win! Of course, everybody wins, but you don't know that.
    • And of course you'll give out your address. You trust Eyes on FF, don't you? And if not, well, your greed certainly motivates you.
    • BoB then quickly sells the site again so we can afford several vials of chloroform and international shipping.
    • We'd have to stagger the sendings, but eventually everybody gets a box that emits the knock out gas, and they pass out. Using package tracking an admins or CK can be there when it is opened to collect the EoFFer's unconscious body.
    • We then assemble the world's biggest Human Centipede: EoFF edition!
    • ???
    • There's no profit to be made. In fact I'd probably get bored of your collective suffering after half an hour and go and watch Family Guy on TV.

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    He has no staying power for sadism, I'm afraid.

    Don't worry, once he's bored of you I'll take possession and believe me, I won't ever grow bored of your torment and agony.

    Ever.
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    This sounds more like Battle Royale

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    Okay.

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    Pike's kinkier than I realized.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    • And of course you'll give out your address. You trust Eyes on FF, don't you? And if not, well, your greed certainly motivates you.
    I seen Iron Man 3, I know where this is going.


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    If you want to add some profit into the mix, just steal the houses/goods/cash of everybody along the way.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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