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    Let's talk about how this is the worst smurfing Christmas song to ever be recorded and every time I hear it I just wish I had a gun because god help me I want to shoot something probably myself
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Oh thank god I thought this was going to be a thread praising this godawful song and was getting ready to ban you

    10/10 worst Christmas song ever

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    i came into this thread hoping for a discussion about shoes for christmas

    i didn't even know there was a song with such a title

    i could really use some christmas shoes


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    I never heard of it until I saw the Nostalgia Chick review it when I used to frequent the That Guy With The Glasses site years ago. While I am thankful, I never hear it here (the review is seriously the only place I heard it), I still feel the impulse to stab my brains out with a candy cane by even remembering this song exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CimminyCricket View Post
    i came into this thread hoping for a discussion about shoes for christmas

    i didn't even know there was a song with such a title

    i could really use some christmas shoes
    Go listen to this song and then you will never want a pair of shoes for Christmas again.
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    It's an awful song.

    It's just. OMG.

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    I hear it because my mom puts on her terrible country station on Pandora to hear throughout the house or it plays on her terrible country stations in the car if we're going somewhere together.

    This song has haunted me for years during Christmas time

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    I remember the first time I heard this song I was like, 12

    And my stepmom got teary eyed

    I got teary eyed too

    it was from repeatedly hitting myself in the head hoping to make the song go away
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    I have never heard of this song

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CimminyCricket View Post
    i came into this thread hoping for a discussion about shoes for christmas

    i didn't even know there was a song with such a title

    i could really use some christmas shoes
    Go listen to this song and then you will never want a pair of shoes for Christmas again.
    i will listen to this song after i get christmas shoes. i want shoes for christmas


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    Listen to this instead of the actual songs.

    Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes - YouTube

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    I was first told about this song from a friend on Skype who gave me a link. I of course refused to listen to it and still refuse to listen to it if it's really as bad as people say. My ears shall continue to go unhinge.

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    Didn't you make this same thread last year?

    I remember because me and Aulayna both thought you meant Christmas shoes as in... Christmas party shoes!


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    I never heard it before, but when I listened to it Bailey woke up from her peaceful sleep and started crying like it was hurting her. I can't even finish this emotionally pornographic garbage.

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    Are we sure this song isn't actually a weapon to eliminate the world's population?

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