Originally Posted by Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
wut. no.
Ace Ventura silly
aah yes, now it makes sense.. Alrighty then
wut. no.
Ace Ventura silly
aah yes, now it makes sense.. Alrighty then
Very rarely when looking for something to drink in the fridge, I'll start saying "blue stuff, purple stuff, ooh Sunny D!" even though we don't buy Sunny D. (admittedly not a movie quote)
The most obvious quote I would expect anyone to say is "Say hello to my little friend" from Scarface. Although honestly I don't remember anyone I know who has ever said that.
My dad constantly misquotes the dialogue between Batman and Joker in the Tim Burton movie. He simply says "You can't say what I say, how childish" which he later shortened to just "how childish" upon any somewhat silly thing having been said or done.
My dad frequently says "It is my wish" in a semi-squeaky voice... I don't know if this is some kind of misquote as I cannot fathom what it could be from. But I have no idea where else he could have derived it.
My dad once spent a couple of years calling his fellow construction workers "milky-ass pickle sniffers" in honor of the Jerky Boys. The original quotation that inspired this was actually "friggin' milky-licker."
I have once reacted to something I ate or drank with "I believe this substance has elicited an emotional response... I hate this! It is revolting!" To which, as my parents know the reference, is responded "More?" And I, of course, said "Please."
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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