Movie Quotes IRL

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I'm gonna caveat off of Jinx's TV show quote thread because Shorty wanted a movie quote thread, and I watch more movies than I do TV.

Many times when my wife would ask me to do something for her I would answer with 'As you wish.'

We would also go back and forth with Boondock Saints quotes.
Also, when people are being dumb, I like to say 'why don't you make like a leaf, and get the smurf out of here'

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[noxious.sunshine]

I often say "Do you understand the words that're coming out of my mouth!?"

I can't even remember what that's from now. It's a Chris Rock quote isn't it?

I also used to say "That's All" just like Meryl Streep in "The Devil Wears Prada" and "Do you need my assistance!?" from Supertroopers at work.. I'd sneak up on another server that was clearly weeded (that I liked) and say it in their ear. It was funny.

[Calliope]

Rush Hour!

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

[Shorty]

• all of Liar Liar
• all of Ace Ventura
• Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - primarily this entire scene at a time ("may I take your triton, sir?" "OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA")
• My Blue Heaven ("the shoes are tragic")
• The Rescuers Down Under - this scene ("and frank will go... as a purse! a lovely ladies' purse!")
• Raiders of the Lost Ark - "[something displeasurable], why'd it have to be [something displeasurable]?", "asps. very dangerous! you go first!"

There are a lot more. My family and I have full conversations consisting of movie quotes, and I don't think we consciously realize we are doing it, we just do it.

[Jinx]

My mom frequently say "No, no" like Eddie in Christmas Vacation during the dinner scenes.

[Shorty]

Peter Pan - Captain Hook: "and where do you think you are going?"
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: "You get nothing!"

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

We would also go back and forth with Boondock Saints quotes.

For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon. THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!.......said Plef, after a home cooked meal went wrong.

I often say "Do you understand the words that're coming out of my mouth!?"

I can't even remember what that's from now. It's a Chris Rock quote isn't it?

Chris Tucker Who, by the way, said one of my favorite movie lines:

[noxious.sunshine]

Oh god.

"Debo got it!" - Friday

"NOTHING WHATEVER!" - Alice in Wonderland

[Shorty]

Oh my god haha my dad used to say nothing whatever all the time xD

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I frequently use the "SHOOSH" from Encino Man. Along with the occasional "no wheezing the juice".

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I quote and misquote Troll 2 all the freaking time.

"You can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW It." or

"Go back to your kingdom of shadows!" or (and this one is a misquote)

"Are you in hell, Grandpa Seth?"


I also quote The Dark Crystal a lot with such favorites as:

"The Crystal calls!" or

"Trial by stone!" or

"Hmmmm" ... Anything the Skeksis say really.

[Shorty]

Also from Peter Pan - "I said nothing of the sort!"

[Shiny]

"OMG, there's people coming out of your butt"

I don't know why I would ever need to say this, but I do quite often.

[Shaibana]

'' alrighty then'' Jim carrey.. from either Liar Liar or Bruce Almighty.. not sure

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

'' alrighty then'' Jim carrey.. from either Liar Liar or Bruce Almighty.. not sure

wut. no.

Ace Ventura silly