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    Default The Owl's Tear Guy Appreciation Thread


    Not many people will just calmly offer you water after barging into their house. This man is probably the true hero of Final Fantasy VIII.

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    He's a pleasant and kindly old fellow.

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    I hear he was born in Fishermans Horizon. Nice place.

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    He is a professional troll. You expect to get a special item and then you get some tap water.

    At least he kindly helps you with it. Certainly not to expect from every tap water that much.

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    If I had the desire to actually bother with it, I'd capture a picture of that transvestite in Dollet and start a Transvestite in Dollet Appreciation Thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    If I had the desire to actually bother with it, I'd capture a picture of that transvestite in Dollet and start a Transvestite in Dollet Appreciation Thread.
    There was a transvestite in Dollet? o.o

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    IIRC, in the bar or whatever, you can speak to a "female" NPC and one of the options to respond to her is "you're actually a woman?" or something similar. You then can read her thoughts which are "how did he know?"

    Unless I'm misremembering or misinterpreting, I thought it was a guy dressed up like a girl.

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    But that guy was too stubborn to leave the small house, forcing his 5-person family to live in a cramped home!

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    This is true, but his house's tap water had healing properties. It was probably for the good of his family.

    Also, you can be a real jerk and steal his families savings, I'm pretty sure. Then he won't let you drink from his water again. I may be making this up, though. I tried to be nice to the citizens of FF VIII. Unlike in VII where I always make Cloud steal that little kid's allowance or whatever that's hidden in the drawer between the drawer. Cloud's a jerk.

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    Tap water puts hair on your chest. You can't tell me it doesn't have any magical properties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    Tap water puts hair on your chest. You can't tell me it doesn't have any magical properties!
    So that's why my dad is so hairy.

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