So I am tasked with writing the speech for 'Most Likely to Overthrow #39'. Since the winner of #39 will clearly be Loony BoB, I am going to treat this award as 'MLT Overthrow Loony BoB'. I have accessed the secret journals of each of these members and discovered their devious schemes for overthrowing our new ruthless dictator.
Bert
Plans to create a second account named 'Loony BoB's Grandma'. Will then proceed to use the account to spam up the place with images of people with their genitalia in tailpipes. BoB will be at crossroads. Is it porn or isn't it porn? Will he or won't he ban his own grandma? These questions will plague him for weeks and during the confusion Bert will sneak in and steal the deed to the site.
Calliope
Calliope knows Loony BoB unlike anyone else at this site: she went to high school with him. So she knows his deep, dark, teenage secrets, including the circumstances behind his first crush. You see, BoB's first love was not some EoFF floosey, but his high school chemistry teacher. By blackmailing him with the embarrassing details of the time he asked her out (there was a monkey, a fire, and a trip to the emergency room involved) she will get him to hand over the deed for nothing.
Del Murder
I actually have several schemes to take over in the works, but I'll just give you one of them. It involves an April Fools prank in which Miriel and I convince everyone we're having twins. I then tell BoB we've picked out the perfect names for them: Daniel and Danielle. Then the icing on the cake comes when I tell him that one of their first word's was 'chocobo' and the other's was 'Excel'. He'll be so touched that he will ask me to name anything as a gift for them. I will ask him to turn over EoFF to them when they come of age. 18 years later and the site is mine.
Jiro
Disgruntled that EoFF is not everything he always dreamed of, he will start another FF site and build it from the ground up. Eventually it will get big enough to be EoFF's main rival as the greatest source of cross-posted FF news articles on the 'net. He will then start buying up other FF sites Microsoft style and continue to shrink EoFF's market share. Now broke with the lack of customers, BoB will be forced to sell the site to Jiro Fantasy Inc for pennies on the dollar.
Mister Adequate
MILF will join up with Pike to create the ultimate strategy video game: Final Fantasy Staff Tycoon. In this game you start as a regular member of a Final Fantasy fansite and post enough to get the attention of King Mid, the 15-year-old owner. He will then promote you to 'Mid's Knight' and you proceed to endlessly discuss forum policy and arbitrarily ban people with the other 15-year-olds on staff. Eventually everyone will get older and you will reach the rank of 'Tycoon', which sounds important but has no real responsibility. After several more years of arguing about swear filters, compiling stats, and working your day job as an IT rep you will eventually save up enough money to buy the site, at which point you fire the current staff and hire all your MMO buddies. This won't actually help MILF and Pike get the site from BoB since they'll be too busy playing to care, but the game will get exactly 2 votes at the next 'Best Games of the Console Generation' event.
Psychotic
Remember at BoB's wedding when Psychotic had forgotten the ring? Well, that's not a real diamond smitten is wearing around her finger. Guess what ol' Lonny will have to fork over to get it back?
Shaibana
Using her knowledge from watching endless Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, and Hunger Games videos she will devise an elaborate survival horror game in which the EoFF Staff must fight each other in an arena of zombies to reach the Iron Throne of EoFF. BoB will study the rules and stats of the game relentlessly and use that to his advantage to destroy us all and take his rightful place, but it will turn out that there are no rules in the Game of Staff and Shaibana will have him beheaded anyway.
Spuuky
Spuuky has no need for material possessions since he himself is nothing more than an immaterial cloud comprised of our own contempt for the world.
TonyUK
Will force BoB to trade the site in return for a ride on the 'Lalafell express', if you know what I mean.