Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 -

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

43. MLT START SECRETLY COOKING METH

RSL ---- 1
Jiro ---- 1
Mister Adequate ---- 1
TonyUK ---- 1
Sephex ---- 1
Psychotic ---- 4
Dr Unne ----- 6

Which means... Del Murder ---- 10
noxious.sunshine ---- 12 takes this one, folks.

[Sephex]

I didn't even realize I was nommed for this one! I mean, a few members get nominated and you think of me? No. I AM THE VOTER!!

[Denmark]

I AM THE ONE WHO VOTES

and congrats and all that jazz

[Psychotic]

Well, meth certainly is noxious! Noxsenberg. Get that girl an RV.

[Psychotic]

Well, meth certainly is noxious! Noxsenberg. Get that girl an RV.

SHE'S IN AN RV RIGHT NOW OMG xD

Well now she can have two. One to sleep in, one to cook in. Perfect.

[Del Murder]

Whew, close one. I need to be more careful. *goes back to cooking*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

42. MLT GET A 5 STAR WANTED LEVEL

The Nominees:
Cuchulainn
DK
Iceglow
Psychotic
TonyUK

So now it’s time for the forum degenerates. Whether it’s from years of alcohol abuse, sexual ineptitude, a lack of some enzyme inhibiting the higher social functions of the brain, or maybe just a low blood sugar, we’ve been wowed by their feats of jack-assery, and blatant disregard for common decency. Yes with the moral fiber equivalent of single-ply toilet paper, and no shame, they all deserve a mention. But are they simply misdemeanants or true felons? Let’s take a look at the perps.

Cuchulainn:

AKA: “Wee Bastard”
Crimes: Genral Hooliganism, and public drunkenness. When he’s not busy torturing his liver, he’s busy torturing us with his half-assed trolling. Perhaps the mods find him a nuisance, but a night in the drunk tank is enough to take the edge off of this one. He’s no felon.

DK:

AKA: “Probable Cause”
Crimes: DK? What’s this poor guy ever done? He seems pretty nice to me. The best I can come up with is that he’s black. Sadly, that’s probably enough to get him death row. I’m surprised the mods haven’t pepper sprayed him, and planted drugs in his car.

Iceglow:

AKA: “Poop Stain”
Crimes: This guy. Holy bejeebus. His crimes are numerous. The Grammer Gestapo wants his head, and so do the Fashion Police. We’ve all heard his stories about the ladies, and even if they’re half true, all those women deserve justice. Maybe flaccid isn’t a felony, but it probably shoud be. Still, he’ll never be a king pin, just another pawn. A few years surrounded by four walls (of his own inane blathering text about God knows what) should be a good punishment.

Psychotic:

AKA: “Mr. Walrus”
Crimes: Now we come to our inside man. Breaking the rules from a young age, so he could worm his way into the system and corrupt it from the inside. How do you corrupt something already so full of scum and villainy? It takes a twisted, black heart of a devious walrus, my friends. The twisted, bristly mustachioed, fish devouring, black heart. While he taunts us from his position of power, we know he remains untouchable. The best we can hope for is that one day a well placed sniper can end his reign of terror.

TonyUK:

AKA: “????”
Crimes: On November, 24, 1971, an unidentified man hijacked a Boeing 727 en route between Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington. Claiming to have a bomb, he demanded and eventually obtained a 200,000 dollar ransom and two parachutes from the FBI. After obtaining the money and refueling, the place was ordered back in the air and flown towards Reno, Nevada. At approximately 8:13 pm, it is believed the unknown man exited the rear of the plane, and parachuted down somewhere in the southernmost area of Mount St.Helens.

Mods, I believe TonyUK is that man, making him one of the most wanted men in FBI history, and easily deserving of the 5 Star wanted level. Arrest him!

Remember to thank/rep Sharky for his speech!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

sharky post for sharky

EDIT: Thanks guys! I'm glad it made a few folks chuckle. Congrats to the winner! (Ya bastard.)

[Psychotic]

That is one smurfing badass walrus right there.

[Shorty]

Amazing speech, sharky xD

also ps guys when I was voting/nominating I legitimately did not know the meth ciddie was a reference to breaking bad

[Agent Proto]

You're a disgrace, Shorty.

[Shorty]

I am waiting to watch it.

[Slothy]

DK as Levar Burton. I love it.

I'd hit that.

[Denmark]

how do you not know about breaking bad when you're on the internet all the time??? that's actually pretty impressive and i think sarah deserves a cookie or something

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

42. MLT GET A 5 STAR WANTED LEVEL

RSL ---- 1
TonyUK ----1
DK 6
Iceglow 7


Which means... Psychotic ---- 10
Cuchulainn ---- 13 takes this one, folks.