Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 -

[Calliope]

Best best best!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

27. MOST LADYLIKE MEMBER

Valerna ---- 0
RSL ----- 1
shion ---- 1
Shlup ----- 1
Freya ----- 1
Calliope ---- 3
fire_of_avalon ---- 3
Shiny ----- 3
Raistlin ----- 4
Raine ----- 6


Which means... Locky ----- 6
Iceglow ----- 9 takes this one, folks.

[Calliope]

I just can't compete with that garter-wearing, pinky twirling ladybeast

[Sephex]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

26. MOST HONEST MEMBER

The Nominees:
Calliope
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Locky
Loony BoB
Pike
Quin
Raistlin
Shorty
Spuuky
Vivi22

Given that these people are the Most Honest that Eyes on Final Fantasy has to offer, I decided to see what secrets I could get out of them. Some of them... didn't respond, so I have included several facts about them I uncovered during my time as a sleuth. Others appear to have taken the challenge as an opportunity to be a dingbat. You know who you are, man of questionable integrity. But there are some pretty interesting secrets in here -- see if you can guess which belongs to which person!




Jiro sends me dirty messages all the time. The awkward thing about this is that they're about his fantasies regarding Iceglow, and generally are quite detailed. Guy just can't get enough of that Steve love ever since he found out they were fellow scat fetishists.

I still have not beaten the original X-Com.

A girl in the first grade told me that reason she had brown skin was because she was in a fire and that she had an artificial eye. I believed her for much longer than I should have, and when I realized it was a lie, I felt sorry that she felt compelled to lie to a group of strange children because she was insecure. I find irony in the fact that years later, she would pull me through the most insecure years of my life as my best friend.

The best sex I ever had involved two cans of spray cheese, an apple, and two dozen pieces of farfelle.

This year I went on a business trip and slept with Del Murder.
As in, we walked across the Golden Gate Bridge and then stopped on a grassy knoll for ten minutes and I literally fell asleep because I was so tired -_-;;;

I don't really know what to say. Counter pro ask me any question and I will answer it honestly. Nothing off limits.

A little known fact about me is that I track down and murder people who send me "Mognet Messages" about the Ciddies.

I had a sex dream about Psychotic and Quin.

Due to my extensive network of upper class middle-aged white men in various positions of power, I'm directly responsible for all badger cullings in Great Britain over the past twenty years. This may sound sinister, but in actual fact it's all for the good of the country, as 8 out of 10 poor people are actively seeking Her Majesty's untimely demise, and have been training badgers to commit their nefarious missions for decades now. I have a desk in MI5 with a Fallout Bobblehead on it.

An EoFF friend and I once created a second account in the hopes of getting it Knighted (this was many years ago). The account was quite beloved and had something along the lines of 3,000 posts and won various Ciddies. It never became a CK but it was a Site Staff for a little while. To this day only the two of us know the exact identity of that account. Leeza almost figured it out once but I put her on a false trail by creating yet another account as a red herring (it worked). The best part about it was that a very prominent member of the current EoFF staff almost fell for our 'account' so hard that he/she started confessing 'feelings' for it. At that point we knew it was time to pull the plug. >< It hasn't been seen since that last pm was sent.

I like to wear ladies underwear. It gives me a sense of freedom and power.

[Sephex]

yeah, there's a disappointing lack of tidus pictures in this thread

Deal with it.

[Agent Proto]

I apologize that this is late, but I want to congratulate Steve for winning most Ladylike with this.

[Sephex]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

26. MOST HONEST MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
Locky ---- 1
Pike ---- 1
Quin ---- 1
Del Murder ---- 2
Vivi22 ----- 3
Raistlin ---- 3
Shorty ---- 3
Spuuky ---- 4
Loony BoB ---- 4


Which means... Cuchulainn ---- 7
Calliope ---- 8 takes this one, folks.

[Sephex]

Congrats Calliope!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

25. DRUNKEST MEMBER

The Nominees:
Chemical
Loony BoB
noxious.sunshine
Sephex
smittenkitten


This speech was meant to be noxious.sunshine's, but she's been busy as we all know. So I've taken this song in her honour.

[fire_of_avalon]

MEOW.

[Denmark]

that's one of the better irish drinking songs i've seen

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

25. DRUNKEST MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
Loony BoB ---- 3
smittenkitten ----- 4
Chemical ----- 5


Which means... Sephex ----- 7
noxious.sunshine ----- 17 takes this one, folks.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'll drink to that!

*hiccup*