Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 -

[Denmark]

SUBSTANCE ABUSE AWARD SWEEP

[Sephex]

Second place ftw

Congrats Noxy!

[Slothy]

I feel like Sephex was robbed thanks to Noxy joining. Sorry buddy.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

24. SCARIEST MEMBER

The Nominees:
Chris
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Psychotic
Shlup
Spooniest
Spuuky
SuperMillionaire
TonyUK
Valerna

I know a little something about scariest member. There were more than a few members here that intimidated the poop out of me when I joined. And then still 2 years later. I'm like a wild forest critter, I scare easily. Here are your nominees, congrats on being terrifying!

Chris
Chris isn't even that scary. Maybe when it comes to food. I would be afraid to eat at his house. He would want me to eat little baby brains or something and I would be traumatized for life. I guess that is pretty scary. Also, he is a homosexual, which I am told is pretty scary. Apparently this is a common fear, because there's a common term for it called "homophobia." I'm not sure why it affects so many, but I suppose a phobia is an irrational fear, so I guess that's it. I guess it's kind of like me being afraid of escalators maybe? I think its called escalaphobia.

Del Murder
Del Murder is intimidating because he's like this well know, well respected member that only a few people have actually seen. So I picture him as being his avatar. And that guys looks like he is impatient/annoyed at everything I say. And he has Murder right there in his name.

fire_of_avalon
Foa is actually a really sweet person once you get to know her. I guess she can be scary because she can yell at you a lot and tell you to do/not do things. And she likes to kick you out of chat if you disobey. But past that, she's a really nice, helpful person. Except when she's drunk.

Psychotic
He still scares me. I send him messages some times because either A) I am trying to be friendly or B) I am hoping it will keep him dormant, like sacrificing virgins to a volcano (that totally works, right?) But he is terrifying, and he has powers to make your name something like IsleepwithIceglow and nobody wants that. So he's kind of like that bully at school that can beat you up so you just give him your lunch money ahead of time.

Shlup
Shlup also still scares me a little bit. I'm not sure why. I guess when you don't know her she can come off as a bit brash? But now she has a baby and any fear is now overwhelmed by cuteness of baby.

Spooniest
Spooniest is scary I guess in that weird kind of way. I don't always fully understand what he's talking about, so that can be a little bit intimidating. I kind of always get the feeling that I'm never fully in to the conversation, and that there's some joke there I don't quite get. So maybe that is where his scariness comes from.

SuperMillionaire
I think SuperMillionaire is scary in the crazy kind of way. Like he could be a really nice guy but then he goes off on these tiraids and you are a bit scared that if you ever had him over for dinner, he would scare all of your friends off with his talk about slutty music and such.

ToniUK
I don't know this person. So I guess fear of the unknown is pretty scary.

Valerna
I also do not know this person. But the very name strikes fear in to my heart. People with names that start with V are always scary. Always.

So tl;dr, Psychotic is terrifying.

[Sephex]

I feel like Sephex was robbed thanks to Noxy joining. Sorry buddy.

Doesn't bother me! I actually haven't been around as much while drunk/haven't been drinking that heavy overall lately.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Second place ftw

Congrats Noxy!

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... ... ... I'm so sorry.

[Spuuky]

Guess I was too scary to even talk about in the speech. I understand.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

24. SCARIEST MEMBER

Psychotic ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
Del Murder --- 1
TonyUK ---- 1
Valerna ---- 1
Shlup ----- 4
SuperMillionaire --- 4
fire_of_avalon ---- 5
Spuuky ---- 5




Which means... Chris ---- 7
Spooniest ----- 10 takes this one, folks.

[Sephex]

>everyone predicts Sephex to sweep Ciddies again for some reason
>Spooniest has won 4 or something so far

i lol'd

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

23. WITTIEST MEMBER

The Nominees:
DK
Del Murder
Psychotic
Quin
Sephex

There is sadly no speech for Wittiest Member. I guess nobody really wanted to compete against our legendary comedians.
In the meantime, answer this.

What makes you laugh?
Is it slapstick?
Toilet humor?
A well timed joke?
An animal doing something weird?

For me, laughter is infectious. If I hear a laugh, I am most likely going to laugh too.

Do you laugh at other people?
Can you laugh at yourself? Perhaps the best thing in life is to be able to laugh at ones own sillyness!

[Pete for President]

Must be Quin. Gotta be Quin! There is no other way.

[Shiny]

Oh lol sorry was gonna make gifs using chat roulette guy's body and the nominees' faces but alas ran out of time. Congrats to the winner of riding naked on a wrecked and winners to the stuff.

Especially Steve for Most Ladylike

[Calliope]

Bam! I think Spuuky and I just got our first Ciddies in ten years!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

23. WITTIEST MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
DK ---- 3
Sephex ---- 5
Quin ---- 7


Which means... Psychotic ---- 9
Del Murder----- 12 takes this one, folks.

[Madame Adequate]

I can't stop laughing at Pauw and Steve's speech.

"What do you think of Freya?"

"I don't like her!"

*loooooooooong pause*

>Pompadour