ToriJ who is apparently good at making people think he is a woman
You have no idea.

(When he was a young warthog)
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG!
(Very nice)
Thanks.
(He had hair down to his shoulders still
Looked just like his mother in every field)
And my friends would always ask the same thing
Hey, Tom, are you a boy or a girl?
And oh the shame!
(He was ashamed)
Thought of shaving my Maine!
(Oh Lord not the Maine!)
And I got downhearted
(How did ya feel?)
Every time that I--
(Tori, not in front of the kids )
Oh. Sorry.

ToriJ ---- 13
This could not have happened on a more perfect day. I am clearly the descendant of evil. Where's my pink name?

I don't know ToriJ. But I assume he is lying. About everything. That is why he shouldn't be a CK. He's a big fat liar and he's probably sleeping with your wife right now. Is that even your real name, ToriJ? Hmm? Really? Or is it TerroristMcHateface?
That's my cousin Bill. You should probably know he has several missiles locked on to your house.

ToriJ ---- 8 takes this one, folks.
Well then, wasn't expecting two in a row.

I'd like to thank my parents for thinking that after eleven years a second kid was unlikely. Thanks for your flawless performance, dad!