Believe it or not, WikiHow has a
guide on how to be more knowledgeable. If you don't believe me, then you're clearly not as knowledgeable as I am, let alone as knowledgeable as our nominees.
Let that word swirl around in your mouth a little. Knowledgeable. It's kind of gross. Too many consonants, if you ask me. Why couldn't we have something like "Cleverest Member"; I have a half dozen different speeches in mind for whenever that one rolls around. I know a lot about being clever (even if I don't look it).
Being knowledgeable means not having to consult Google for the definition of the word.
knowledgeable
ˈnɒlɪdʒəb(ə)l/Submit
adjective
1.
intelligent and well informed.
"she is very knowledgeable about livestock and pedigrees"
synonyms: well informed, informed, learned, with great knowledge, well read, well educated, educated, widely read, erudite, scholarly, cultured, cultivated, enlightened, aware
We have only five nominees for this award. I can't help but see that as a subtle insult about our collective intelligence. Surely
everybody is pretty knowledgeable, right? Well, maybe not.
But what even are these people knowledgeable about?
Dr Unne knows everything. But, in a strange twist of fate, nobody knows Dr Unne. This is sad. He seems to have helped out a lot in his renewed tenure on staff because he knows all of EoFF's secret workings.
Loony BoB knows everything about EoFF. But biggest EoFF nerd is also a category. Maybe he knows enough about that mystical
eighth state country ~New Zealand~ to warrant his inclusion.
Mister Adequate knows a lot about video games. All of his secrets are archived within his body, hence his impossible height. Things will only get worse (better?) when he becomes cybernetic.
Raistlin knows everything about being a filthy scumbag lawyer. I say this with as much venom as I can because everybody knows lawyers are hated almost as equally as journalists.
The Man knows everything about things on the left. The left side of the road. The left side of your face. The left side of the leftmost desk in the house left of your own. He also knows a surprising amount about music. Ask him.
They might know a lot of things (or everything) but the question remains:
how many dudes you know roll like this?
Originally Posted by Jiro
Believe it or not, WikiHow has a guide on how to be more knowledgeable. If you don't believe me, then you're clearly not as knowledgeable as I am, let alone as knowledgeable as our nominees.
