Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 -

[Jiro]

Yay Pike!

Also, I was really hoping I would have won best artist considering I've definitely never drawn anything and posted it on here.... I guess there are my photographs, though.

Time to go to work... I'd rather stay online and party with you allJiro and Pike.

You will be sorely missed my friend. I will have some ice cream in your honour.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

10. BEST CUSTOM RANK

The Nominees:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Freya
Jinx
Mirage
Pantz
Pike
Quin
Spuuky


Another speechless Ciddie! Oh well, I mean, I pretty much think I gave out waaaay better Custom Titles during my ceremony, so does that make this award pointless?

What is the meaning of a Custom Rank? Well, it's to show how hip and edgy you can be of course! Maybe you have a colour on it to show that you're specialer than everyone else. Congratulations, would you also like a gold star?

[Agent Proto]

Whaaaaaat!? I was looking forward to the speech!

[Pike]

It's close to miiiiidnight
And there's a member lurking in the dark
Under the foooorum's light
You see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to screeeeam but thread spam takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeeeeze as this guy looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

Cause this is JIRO, JIRO'S NIGHT
And no one's gonna save you from the spam about to strike
You know it's JIRO, JIRO'S NIGHT
You're fighting for your sense inside the Ciddies Ciddies toniiiight

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

10. BEST CUSTOM RANK

Calliope ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
Freya ---- 1
Agent Proto ----- 3
Mirage ----- 3
Pike ----4
Pantz ---- 5
Jinx ----- 5



Which means...Spuuky ---- 7
Quin ---- 8 takes this one, folks.

[Jiro]

[23:33] Award Jiro> wait
[23:33] ~Award_BoB> so I can melt it down and sell the gold
[23:33] Award Jiro> nobody did the speech
[23:33] Award Jiro> wait
[23:33] Award Jiro> locky wait
[23:33] Award Jiro> let me do a speech
[23:33] ~Award_BoB> do it here
[23:33] ~Award_BoB> we can copy/paste
[23:34] Award Jiro> Okay okay give me like 30 seconds
[23:34] ~Award_BoB> xD
[23:34] AwardPrincess> nah I like what I wrote!
[23:34] * Jinx (Jinx@calindora-d95tf9.cable.rcn.com) has joined #eoff
[23:34] Award Jiro> Custom ranks are an important part of Eyes on Final Fantasy. Where once they were simply a status of longevity, now they are another way to represent your personality to your friends and colleagues.
[23:34] Jinx> I'M HERE GUYS
[23:34] * Jinx is now known as AwardJinx
[23:34] Award Jiro> It's important to show your best side, and sometimes that means imitating everybody else. Imitation is the highest form of flattery after all.
[23:35] Award Jiro> So let's here it for the creative and non creative custom titles among us, and may the best one win!
[23:35] Award Jiro> done
[23:35] Award Jiro> there

[Pike]

Wow. Best General Forums Poster? Thank you so much, guys! I sincerely wasn't expecting to win this one! :3

I walked along the General Chat
I never thought I'd meet a girl like yoooooou
Meet a girl like yooooooou

With all those threads and clever posts
The kind of posts that hypnotize me me throooough
Hypnotize me throooooooough

And she poooosted
She posted all the daaaaay
She just poooosted
And was online alwaaays

I couldn't get away

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

9. CUTEST MEMBER

The Nominees:
fire_of_avalon
Iceglow
Locky
Lumos
noxious.sunshine
Pike
Raine
SuperMillionaire
The Summoner of Leviathan

I'm not gonna lie: I have absolutely no idea where this speech is headed. I have no ideas. I only took it so that I could remind everybody that I am the reigning Cutest Male from last year and as such I feel like it's my responsibility to "pass on the torch" as it were.

There's something kind of interesting about they cutest/sexiest dynamic. In the years where the two haven't been split into separate awards, the nominees are usually just a combination of those who would have otherwise been nominated for one category or the other. Heck, even when both are running, the nominees are largely similar.

I think that says something about the fact that people have different tastes and interpretations of what is cute and what is sexy, and that both are just as equally valid.

Awards based on physical appearance can be kinda troutty though. I mean, even for awards in an internet forum popularity contest. I mean, nobody wants to feel as though they're being told they aren't attractive enough or whatever. That's a surefire way to turn everyone into Rainecloud that one time. I can't remember exactly but Agent Proto and I discussed it and I'm fairly certain that it was Rainecloud and something like Least Mature Member.

But everybody should remember that you're all beautiful in your own way. Don't feel bad if you're not nominated and don't feel bad if you don't win. Just post a lot in the picture threads and people will creepy hit on you, boosting that self confidence sky high.

So while not everybody can be as cute as I am, you're all still winners. Although it seems that since I hit 21 you have all decided I belong in the sexiest categories with the real men. I feel like this category is beyond my grasp but maybe if I take my shirt off enough you will love me more. (Also let me use this opportunity to express my disbelief considering I have not posted a goddamn photo in the picture thread since approximately last year.)

But here is a speech about being cute as a button and I hope the winner will take an adorable picture of pinched cheeks or something like awwww man so

[Jiro]

Pike for cleverest poster of the ciddies you have surpassed me my love

[Freya]

[Pike]

I'm really surprised I got nominated for this seeing as I never go into the picture thread, much less post anything in there

Looking forward to my one vote from Mister Adequate!

[Jiro]

wow what the smurf was I smoking when I wrote that

I didn't even end the last sentence

"so" what?

WHAT JIRO

TELL ME

[Jiro]

foa circa beard contest (that heroic member stealing hussy princess)

[Pike]

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone on the forum he's still a stranger
With every move he makes another post he makes
Odds are he'll get warned and banned tomorrow

SECRET AGENT QUIN
SECRET AGENT QUIN
They've given you a name change
But Paul won't take away your name

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

9. CUTEST MEMBER

Iceglow ---- 0
Lumos ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
SuperMillionaire --- 2
The Summoner of Leviathan --- 3
noxious.sunshine ---- 4
fire_of_avalon ---- 6
Pike ---- 6
Raine ---- 6





Which means...Raistlin ---- 6
Locky ---- 8 takes this one, folks.