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    Default The Squee Arena: Which characters would you choose?

    This is a hypothetical: What if Square Enix assembled a cast of characters from the favorited franchises to battle it out in a one-on-one dueling tournament? As the title of the thread reads: Which characters would you choose? By that, I mean of course to imply, which characters would you hope would be in the game?

    I'm going to try to avoid mentioning FF characters since I've made my opinion about VII clear multiple times.

    Here's a list of who I'd want to see:
    Crono, Frog, Slash, and Magus from Chrono Trigger
    Serge, Glenn, Norris, Harle, and Lynx from Chrono Cross
    Sora, Riku, Axel, and Xemnas from Kingdom Hearts
    Aya from Parasite Eve
    Fei, Id, Billy, Emeralda, and Krelian from Xenogears
    Neku, Beat, and Sho from TWEWY
    Sion, Volt, Dominique, and Dauragon from Bouncer
    Red and Blue from Saga Frontier
    Ashley, Sydney, and Rosencrantz from Vagrant Story
    Angelo and Jessica from Dragon Quest VIII
    Fayt and Albel from SOTET

    I'm sure there are more I could list, but that's enough out of me. Your turn.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Final Fantasy characters not allowed? I use a bit of them sparingly through out the game, but perhaps lesser used ones that don't get much attention.

    Geno and Sora to be tacked on to your list, your list is very long for a fighting game. If they were to do this I bet they would just steal 1 or 2 from each game.

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    I would hope Yuna would be in it as both the summoner and the gunner, but I'm willing to bet it'd look something more like,

    Cloud and Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)
    Sora and Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
    Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
    Whoever the main two from Dragon Quest are
    Tidus and Yuna may get on there due to the FFX HD and you just know they'd find a way to throw Lightning into the mix.

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    I only said that "I" wouldn't list Final Fantasy characters as I have a planet-sized bias toward VII, so my roster would include characters like Genesis, Sephiroth, Cloud and Zack, Barret and Dyne, Cid, Tifa and Zangan, Weiss, Shelke, Vincent, Yuffie, Reno, Rude, Elfe, Rufus, Yazoo and Loz, Nanaki, Seto, Big Bro, Dio, Scotch and Kotch, Hojo (Lifeform), Cissnei, Katana

    anyway, I misrepresented the idea as a one-on-one, I actually intended something like Playstation All-stars or Smash Bros. just fyi
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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