EoFF Candy Cane Delivery Service, kupo!

[Flying Mullet]

For what it's worth, I'm not a manchester united fan. Also, I'm not really a fan of any football teams overseas. The only professional/semi-pro/whatever teams I've ever cared about are KC Sporting/Wizards (just because they were our home team and going to the games were fun), and the Kansas City Comets for indoor soccer because they were our home team and I used to be friends something like half of the team. I don't really get into watching sports that much.

I thought you were about to say the Chiefs but you saved yourself.

[Madame Adequate]

I hoped I was the banana fetishist's object of desire

Help! Candy Cane Moogle is holding me prisoner in his S&M dungeon and making me write and send these messages against my will while he makes me dress up in a Manchester United uniform and spanks me!

You got yourself into Steve's dungeon Paul, you can get yourself out of it.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

For what it's worth, I'm not a manchester united fan. Also, I'm not really a fan of any football teams overseas. The only professional/semi-pro/whatever teams I've ever cared about are KC Sporting/Wizards (just because they were our home team and going to the games were fun), and the Kansas City Comets for indoor soccer because they were our home team and I used to be friends something like half of the team. I don't really get into watching sports that much.

I thought you were about to say the Chiefs but you saved yourself.

I don't like American football.

[Rantz]

Just got one so sweet it made me squeal a bit irl.

[Ayen]

For what it's worth, I'm not a manchester united fan. Also, I'm not really a fan of any football teams overseas. The only professional/semi-pro/whatever teams I've ever cared about are KC Sporting/Wizards (just because they were our home team and going to the games were fun), and the Kansas City Comets for indoor soccer because they were our home team and I used to be friends something like half of the team. I don't really get into watching sports that much.

I thought you were about to say the Chiefs but you saved yourself.

Hey! We were 9 - 0. Until we made it to the games that mattered that's when things went sour. -flips tables-

[Pumpkin]

Just got one so sweet it made me squeal a bit irl.

It was from me

[Shorty]

You have a posterior of considerable dimensions, a fact I find agreeable; I am incapable of fabricating my opinions on this matter.

You nerds can rag on bootay.jpg all you want but SOMEONE LIKES IT

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I would like to take this moment to thank everyone who sent me a candy cane despite the fact that I would know who you were. I went ahead and had Candy Cane Moogle send them to me so I'd have them in the account to hold on to!

[Pike]

You have a posterior of considerable dimensions, a fact I find agreeable; I am incapable of fabricating my opinions on this matter.

You nerds can rag on bootay.jpg all you want but SOMEONE LIKES IT

goddamnit Huxley I know this was you

[Shorty]

BAM THEORY CONFIRMED

[Madame Adequate]

You have a posterior of considerable dimensions, a fact I find agreeable; I am incapable of fabricating my opinions on this matter.

You nerds can rag on bootay.jpg all you want but SOMEONE LIKES IT

You are the only one who dislikes bootay.jpg you turboginger, that's why everyone rags on it!

I would like to take this moment to thank everyone who sent me a candy cane despite the fact that I would know who you were. I went ahead and had Candy Cane Moogle send them to me so I'd have them in the account to hold on to!

I meant to do this and forgot and now I'm totally going to look like I'm just doing it because other people did but oh well

[Shorty]

I don't dislike it, I am outrageously humiliated by it xD

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I would like to thank the sender of the anonymous message I just received from Candy Cane Moogle. I really appreciated it. Thanks anonymous messenger!

(I wouldn't have thought you were just doing it just because other people were. Either way, I really appreciate it!)

We're at 560 messages, by the way. Keep it up.

[Flying Mullet]

I don't dislike it, I am outrageously humiliated by it xD

In that case:
(SPOILER)

[Shorty]

why do you do these things to me