Smittenkitten, Loony BoB, Rantzien and Shorty
Where's the Wiki? Where's the Wiki? Aaron wants to know

Flying Mullet, Dr. Unne, all the Ciddies Christmas won
Paul and Dan and Huxley making fun of Iceglow

Agent Proto, ShlupQuack, Pike's still talking about SMAC
Jiro, Formaulhaut, and what happened to Rye?

Mercen-X points out he's scored, Eyeson's got a new board
So Aulayna's food threads won't have to say goodbye

CHORUS
We didn't start the forum
It was always burning
Since the net's been turning
We didn't start the forum
No we didn't light it
Didn't try to fight it

TrollHunter and Wolf Kanno, will Sephex win a Ciddie? (No.)
Locky wrote an article it's now on the front site
Mirage, shion, Shauna, Quin, an argument with Raistlin
nik0tine and EoEO in another fight

Chris is eating chicken feet, Calliope's avoiding meat,
foa's still a badass, that one hasn't changed at all

Sharky's in racecar, RPGs with Bolivar
Drinking threads, pony threads, Jake is getting banned again

We didn't start the forum
It was always burning
Since the net's been turning
We didn't start the forum
No we didn't light it
Didn't try to fight it

Neocracker, Tifa's Boobs (Denmark likes her attitude)
Mirage, Freya, and Vivi22

Julian's off getting drunk, Bleys is too (who woulda thunk)
Parker's trolling chat, but we kind of like it too

Noodle Boy is in a band, Peegee thinks he's Ayn Rand
Bubba's in the footie thread and Jowy's still a bro

chionos and qwertysaur, Zachie Chan is posting more
Murd is still the offical forum Mafioso

We didn't start the forum
It was always burning
Since the net's been turning
We didn't start the forum
No we didn't light it
Didn't try to fight it

Miriel's discussing books, Bunny's getting funny looks
noxious.sunshine's talking with Unbreakable Will

Laddy has got flawless taste, mods are banning bots with haste
Vincent, Thunder God is back and posting a lot still

Azar of Kotaku fame, BoB won't let you change your name
Roogle vs. Jason Lynch in his pretend arcade game

We didn't start the forum
It was always burning
Since the net's been turning
We didn't start the forum
No we didn't light it
Didn't try to fight it

Yar is still in Japan, Cuch the token Irishman
DanielCLFFF, Tigmafuzz and Lonely Paper Star

Shiny is still class defined, krissy's got a witty mind
Mister Adequate is launching missiles from afar

Faris in a pirate ship, does anyone remember PiP?
Pete the President is sitting in the Dark Souls thread

, Dancing Chocobo, wiggly green kakapo
Cid is back? Oh my lord! BoB can't take it anymore...

We didn't start the forum
It was always burning
Since the net's been turning
We didn't start the forum
But when we are gone
It will still go on, and on, and on, and on...