Executive #1: It seems our show is doing very well in the ratings, sir.
Executive #2: Excellent! How many boys does that make now?
Executive #1: Um...
Executive #2: What?
Executive #1: It's actually girls who are watching the show, sir.
Executive #2: GIRLS!? Pull the plug immediately!
Executive #1: But, sir, ratings are through the roof--!
Executive #2: PULL THE PLUG!
-plug is pulled-
Executive #1: Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?
Executive #2: A little bit? Everyone knows that girls have cooties and if left loose they would have destroyed everything!
Executive #1: Sir, that's ridiculous! Everyone knows it's boys who has the cooties.
Executive #2: -gasp- Get the smurf out of my office!
Executive #1: Fine! -storms out and takes his 'Best Employee mug' with him-
Executive #2: You leave the mug here.
Executive #1: ... No -leaves with the mug-

Hrm... Did I have a point to this? Oh, right, executives are stupid.