What should Miriel get Del for Christmas?

[Flying Mullet]

Buuuut, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet so there's that monster to deal with.

Apparently Miriel hasn't done any Christmas shopping for our very own sweet Admin Del. Our under over-worked Del Deserves better than this! EoFF, I say we step in and help her figure out what to get Mr. Murder.

What should Miriel buy Del Murder for Christmas?

[Psychotic]

An enema. Maybe that'll get the stick out of his butt.

[Shlup]

Last minute Christmas shopping with what I imagine must be just a massively round belly... I'm amused.

I have it on good authority that Del wants noise cancelling headphones and a gas mask.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm sure Miriel's farts aren't THAT loud and smelly, Shlup. She's not Rye.

[Shlup]

I just changed a green bean diaper--he needs the gas mask.

[Calliope]

She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD

Bobbleheads, a new vita game, an industrial crate of cereal, a pre-loaded eReader, some manly slippers, an offer to bake cookies every week for a year, who knows?

[Freya]

Get him a stuffed parrot. Why stuffed? I don't know how tamed her dogs are around birds so they may eat a real parrot.

[Flying Mullet]

She's carrying their children and will push them forth from her loins in about 3 or 4 months.

I think that counts for birthday and Christmas gifts for at LEAST the next five years.

Naw, that only counts the same as giving a St. Patrick's Day card.

[Slothy]

She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD

If Del is anything like me (and I have it on good authority that he's not) those humans are more for her than him.

Depending on just how much she loves him/is handy, she could try making one of these in about a week: N64 step by step guide | Bacteria's site

[Del Murder]

Her bright smile and open arms every evening when I come home is all the gift I need.

Well, that, and a PS4.

[Shorty]

She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD

If Del is anything like me (and I have it on good authority that he's not) those humans are more for her than him.

Depending on just how much she loves him/is handy, she could try making one of these in about a week: N64 step by step guide | Bacteria's site

I've been sent to inform you that you are to begin liking babies immediately or face banishment.

[Slothy]

I've been sent to inform you that you are to begin liking babies immediately or face banishment.

Unless you're looking to make some with me, your opinion on me reproducing and successfully raising babies is worth nothing.

Nothing I say!

[Miriel]

Does giving the gift of explicitly telling him what I want for Christmas count as a gift in itself?

[Del Murder]

Not if I forgot to get it for you.

[Slothy]

No. That's a gift for yourself so he doesn't smurf up and make you angry.