1) Get a new job, or a promotion - or both!
2) Finally start doing that second set of volunteer work
3) Get my damn driver's license, even if it's just so I can apply for jobs that "require" you to have one
4) Buy a new guitar, or go on an overseas holiday
5) Lose ten or fifteen pounds, but no more than that
6) Do some serious work around graduate schools
7) Nail a goddamn B Chord
8) Finish writing a collection of 6 - 10 short stories, so I can be considered worthy of this "writer" moniker everyone has me pegged under
9) Stop being so inefficient at answering emails
!) Have a bloody amazing and drama free birthday celebration

Oh, and maybe: Be better friends with eoffers? I've received some candy canes from kind people who apparently find me intimidating, and I think I've also scared Sephex into thinking I'm a frail, sensitive flower. I'm not that bad, you guys! BRING ON THE FRIEND SHIP

EDIT: Just bite the bullet and get that smurfing MRI done. *pours all her money down the drain*