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    Kidnap the Sandy Claws!

    What sort of elaborately abominable and devious tactics would you use in order to capture Sandy Claws?

    I think he might fall for the old trip snare with some milk and cookies across the room as bait.

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    Bears at the bottom of my chimney.

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    If there's anything I learned from the movie, The Santa Claus, you just need to yell at him while he's on the roof to make him fall and capture him. Of course, he ends up dead, which is unfortunate, but you gain his Santa Claus powers.

    I'd just keep a net inside the chimney that would catch him as he goes down.

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    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    beat him with a stick!

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    Dress like a sexy female version..

    Wait I'll just do that for my own enjoyment.

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    Why wouldn't I just offer him a beer? He's not unreasonable. He gives everybody gifts fer chrissake

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    He doesnt drink and sleigh
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
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    Grab a Bazooka and shoot him down while he's flying, and then while he's knocked out grab him and then poke him for a free Wii- U

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    None. Santa would just counter with some fairy dust and then replace my presents with coal if I tried anything.

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    santa claus isn't real, guys
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    santa claus isn't real, guys
    That's not true. That's impossible!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    santa claus isn't real, guys
    Get out.

    I'd go with bear traps in front of the chimney myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    santa claus isn't real, guys
    Why do you lie? Is it for the attention? You're only hurting yourself.

    I wouldn't kidnap him because then who will deliver the toys to the children? I might ask him if I can help out though. In exchange for eggnog. I'm afraid of heights, I'm not flying around in some sled without eggnog.

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    But if you kidnap him, then he can either give you a Ferrari or all the kids go presentless. I'd help help him deliver presents once I had that Ferrari, but I'd damn well want my supercar before any deals are made. Santa's cheaped out on me for the last time.

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