Kidnap the Sandy Claws!

[Slothy]

Money? I thought the elves just build everything themselves. I'm sure they could handle a Ferrari.

[Fuzakeru]

Some kind of impossible spy set up where when he comes down our Chimney it sets off a motion alarm and then it explodes with instant dry cement.

[Pumpkin]

Money? I thought the elves just build everything themselves. I'm sure they could handle a Ferrari.

Well they still need to pay for supplies, I think

[Shlup]

But if I trap him he'll stop giving me presents.

[blackmage_nuke]

santa claus isn't real, guys

Some of us just want to hold our most overweight male relative for ransom

[Psychotic]

I'd need a walking bathtub and I don't know how I'm going to get one at such short notice, especially with this being the last weekend before Christmas and all. I'm out.

[Rantz]

Lasers!