It's my first time!

[Calliope]

I'd like to point out that Don DouchebagRapeyPants is sitting in a giant red chair, wearing a red robe trimmed with white, and he has a couple of little elf dudebro minions on either side of him...he's basically Santa.

Line up in front of the Don? smurf you, we're not cattle. I really hope I get to beat the living daylights out you real soon.

OH WHAT THE SMURF Aeris and I were just tossed to the little elfbros like sodden leftovers NOT COOL MAN

Oh, gross, look at all that clutter on the floor of the elfbro lair. Eww, eww, please give me a quest chain where I get to pick up all your beer cans and bottles and do your dishes, ugh.

HOLY CRAP Cloud/Nico just said he didn't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me, hanging on the passenger side of Don DouchebagRapeyPants' huge and suspicious mansion, trying to get with me

"The man with the gun arm" - is Bruce Campbell in this game?

Okay, so now we're in a sewer (after I saw Aeris was totally game to defend herself while in the company of others who could protect her, but not when she was alone and in danger) and we just beat up a poor, muzzled and bound sewer prisoner. That's not okay! I think that CloudNico must have some anger issues to sort out.

CLOUDNICO JUST GAINED CROSS DRESS!

I mean, cross slash. w00t!