I apologize, random South Carolinian man

[Shorty]

No, but I think she thought I did.

[escobert]

Well I guess if in the situation she thought that you swore at her it would be acceptable to apologize but otherwise f that noise say what you want.

[Jess]

I was in a restaurant recently having a meal and we were discussing another restaurant that we'd been to. I said something like "the food was lovely, but the service is just AWFUL", just as one of the waiters came over to our table. I hope they didn't think I was talking about them, because it's one of the best places I've been to eat in a long time.