I went to the mall yesterday and was talking to sharky about crazy religious people. Not religious people, but you know, the crazy ones.

Well I wasn't really paying attention what with the overcrowded Christmas crowd and apparently a man opened a door for us and I didn't notice (I had assumed sharky opened it and was about to thank him after I finished my sentence) so I didn't actually thank the poor man.

But it gets worse. It turns out it was a black man and when I walked by him I was saying "You just can't get away from them, they're everywhere" and according to sharky he totally heard me and dropped his head and I feel like a monster and I wish I knew who he was so I could send him a muffin basket or something.

Discuss unintentionally awkward situations.