I was at Six Flags Great America when a group of friends and I were walking from one ride to another. I smelled pastry items and remarked to a friend, "I smell donuts!"

Suddenly, park security I did not notice nearby turned to me and yelled, "WHAT?!"

I hastily explained that I totally see why he thought I was some typical smart ass teen (I was a teen when this did happen), but I honestly didn't see the dude and it was just incredibly bad timing on my part. He walked with us for a bit and puffed out his chest, but ultimately decided to let the incident go, fortunately.

If that happened today, I'd probably be executed personally by the dude who dresses in the Bugs Bunny costume.