On a more serious note (not that french fry name business isn't serious), I'd like to make it to the top ten posters of all time. My post count has risen by 12,000 in the last twenty or so months, and I'm fairly confident I can reach 20k in the year 2014 at the pace I've managed to consistently maintain.
I don't have specific goals for posting criteria, but I'd like to get more involved in the lower forums and to do so, I need to play the games. I'm aiming to complete FFs I-X next year so I can stop being made fun of in staff for never having anything but General Chat spam to contribute.
There are some events committee goals I'm coming up with, but those are private and will be revealed in time.