I decided to pick one limerick and one haiku.

Our limerick winner is:
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Quote Originally Posted by LocoColt04 View Post
Filia once was a schoolgirl by day,
Until Samson decided to play.
He took root on her head
(Luckily she's not dead)
And together, keep Marie at bay.
It sounds like you know stuff about this game, so hopefully you'll enjoy it.

Special "thanks but no thanks" to those who offered sexual favors. Props to Pike for making me feel bad about not picking yours; guilt trip is effective.


Our haiku winner is:
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Quote Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill View Post
Cash left on the bed
Her forearms are bruised; eyes red
Cigarette burns slow
A bit of a disturbing way to win a game where girls beat the crap out of each other, but there you go. It's a good poem.

Nicolas yours was close in the runnings, but "totes" spoiled it for me. Kudos to Spuuky for most effective appeal to contest-runner's biases, it almost worked.


Thanks for indulging me. These were all great and I wish I had a dozen more copies of the game to give out.

Looks like Steam is down temporarily, so I'll send the games out when I'm able.