Haiku:
toddler exchanges
his soul for a shaggy beard
looks totes like a man

Lymeric:
t'were a time of great misfortune,
the church had all but spoken,
the crime heresy,
his fall for all to see,
and under house arrest he lay broken.

Well, that was entertaining. Sounded like a neat thing to do. G'd on you, Unne.