I'm not getting married!

[fire_of_avalon]

What about the dress Megan? Are you pro-dress pocket?

I believe all dresses should have pockets. This is so I can store your bridely essentials, such as juice boxes for when you're thirsty, cat toys for your ring bearer kitty when he is bored, and pepper spray so I can keep the groom in line and off the train of your dress. I already own a dress with pockets and I make people look at the pockets so they can be envious of my ability to look nice and carry things as well.

I volunteer to replace Shlup as maid of honor. I think I would be a good fit for several reasons.

1) I have been an honorable maid before.
2) I live closer to you than she does.
3) I would rock those shoes.

So I match two out of three as well. I challenge you for the title.

You probably have better legs than me, but you've never been an honorable maid. Not ever. Perhaps an scandalous wench, perhaps that but not an honorable maid. (SPOILER)