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I volunteer to replace Shlup as maid of honor. I think I would be a good fit for several reasons.

1) I have been an honorable maid before.
2) I live closer to you than she does.
3) I would rock those shoes.
So I match two out of three as well. I challenge you for the title.
You probably have better legs than me, but you've never been an honorable maid. Not ever. Perhaps an scandalous wench, perhaps that but not an honorable maid. (SPOILER)
...you have me there. Look, I promise not to sleep with the bride this time. But it's not like anybody else was, so it's fine, right?! It was a hens night she won't forget (SPOILER)This is funny because it is all 100% true