We escaped and those jerks fired missiles at Trabia Garden, Selphie's old school. We split up into two teams, one to go to the missile base to stop the missiles set to launch for Balamb and the other to warn Balamb of the missiles. I took Zell and Rinoa while Selphie went off with Irvine and Quistis. I love scenes where you get to disguise as the enemy soldier, they're so fun. The infiltration was a complete success until Selphie botched a salute. FIGHT!
They won the day and set the base to explode in 40 minutes! What? I like to give myself plenty of time. The soldiers tried to stop them with a giant machine but it was no match for my GF, yo. Problem was they were trapped inside the base. Come on, now, guys, you're not gonna--
*base explodes with them inside it*
O_O
Meanwhile over in Balamb EVERYONE IS LOSING THEIR MINDS! It was split in two with people choosing the side of Master NORG and Headmaster Cid. I pretended to be on NORG's side just so I could find the Headmaster, until they threatened some kids, man! I wasn't having any of that! I fought a T-Rex! *plays the dragon sword* That didn't end well... FOR THE T-REX!
So, Cid was hiding out in his office all along. The sneaky rascal. We told him about the missiles and he told us about a plan to save Garden. I went down some ladders... some? More like a butt load of ladders and -- and -- IT CAN FLY! THE GARDEN CAN FLY! We're saved! Ooh, Rinoa's pretty. Never noticed that before. ...I think I'm falling in love, or I have some pent up gas, either one.
We almost hit Balamb on the way out (the town, not the garden) but with the trusty touch of random buttons against my fingers we managed to avoid it and drift out at sea. Rinoa wanted me to show her around, kay. Now one of those guys in the Raiden style hat wants me to see Master NORG. Kay.
OH MY GOD IT'S JABBA THE HUT!
This guy is fat, like fatter than the king of the seven realms in the first season of GoT fat. He was having a fight with Cid and he wanted to serve our heads to the Sorceress so she wouldn't destroy Garden. Apparently that sneaky general used us, Balamb had no part in the ordered attack on the Sorceress. And why would they? The Sorceress... IS CID'S WIFE! DUN! DUN! DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Too many bombshells, man. I-I need to lie down.