Here is the premise of this thread:

You are aware that online we can set up filters that change words into other words automatically. We can make it so posting "smurf" makes it say "smurf" instead of "smurf".

What would you do if you could change a word in all of reality? Any instance of that word, in any medium, including speech, would be changed to whatever you dictate. And if they try to change things so that another word or sound or something has the previous meaning, so they can avoid your filter, then that will change as well!

Be creative kids!

First of all I would filter "wedding" to "fart festival".