Global Wordfilter

[Madame Adequate]

Here is the premise of this thread:

You are aware that online we can set up filters that change words into other words automatically. We can make it so posting "smurf" makes it say "smurf" instead of "smurf".

What would you do if you could change a word in all of reality? Any instance of that word, in any medium, including speech, would be changed to whatever you dictate. And if they try to change things so that another word or sound or something has the previous meaning, so they can avoid your filter, then that will change as well!

Be creative kids!

First of all I would filter "wedding" to "fart festival".

[Mirage]

I would change hate into love and love into hate.

[Pumpkin]

I would change the F word to cupcake.

[Psychotic]

"Minister" into "earwig". Prime Earwig David Cameron was unable to comment as to whether the Earwig for Transport would be stepping down.

[Denmark]

Change the word gay into brownie, lesbian into cake, and homosexual into cookie. Because really, who ISN'T going to support brownie and cake marriages and cookie rights?

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas
Make the yuletide brownie

[Madame Adequate]

"I" becomes "during flatulation I"

[Denmark]

Change the word gay into brownie, lesbian into cake, and homosexual into cookie. Because really, who ISN'T going to support brownie and cake marriages and cookie rights?

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas
Make the yuletide brownie

Yeah, see, I'm missing the problem.

where did I say there was a problem?!

"I" becomes "during flatulation I"

something something recursion something

[Madame Adequate]

Shush.

[Citizen Bleys]

Like a magic filter, so people IRL actually can't say things?

I'd start filtering sline mistakes to correct language.

"Wi-five" becomes "wi-fi", "irregardless" becomes "I'm a giant douche," etc.

[Madame Adequate]

Like a magic filter, so people IRL actually can't say things?

I'd start filtering sline mistakes to correct language.

"Wi-five" becomes "wi-fi", "irregardless" becomes "I'm a giant douche," etc.

Yep, and I like the way you think.

[Denmark]

Like a magic filter, so people IRL actually can't say things?

I'd start filtering sline mistakes to correct language.

"Wi-five" becomes "wi-fi", "irregardless" becomes "I'm a giant douche," etc.

I've never heard anyone say "wi-five". Kill them all.

[Ayen]

I would turn jinx into duck billed platypus.

[Rantz]

"go away" -> "come here and give me a hug"
"you stink" -> "you have a pleasantly distinct fragrance"
"I don't like you" -> "let's be friends Pontus"

[The Man]

Loony BoB -> lonny bob