....Alrighty, Dark Horse.

Rather then go off on everything wrong with it, birds don't levitate. They fly. Her analogy to you levitating like a bird doesn't work.

...And I don't know if Katy Perry knows what a Dark Horse is.

Also the message of the song is a bit muddled. There's something to the Idea of her being threat as your girl, and terrible if she's not, but there are constant references to giving him the choice. And also her one step short of threatening him if he chooses wrong. So the song comes across as her threatening people to be her boyfriend, yet I don't think that was the intention.

And I did laugh when Juicy J. made a Jeffery Dahmer referance, though that was because that was horridly out of place.

And Katy Perry has done a song like this before, it was called E.T.

And Suit and Tie is the superior Justin Timber lake song.