I am seeing smurfed Up and Lower at Scala, London tonight with my brother and we are gonna carry a large, semi-naked bald man on top of us as we bathe in his sweat and listen to his band's music play
I am seeing smurfed Up and Lower at Scala, London tonight with my brother and we are gonna carry a large, semi-naked bald man on top of us as we bathe in his sweat and listen to his band's music play
Reminds me of the time I had a steering wheel in my pants.Originally Posted by Shorty
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First day of work is going really well!
This. This made me happy today.
TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY. TODAY IS THE DAY I FOUND OUT PARKER HAD HAIR ONCE
Parker (the only one that matters- my girl.. xD jk eoff parker) Is here!!!
We had a lunch date at Red Lobster & went shopping at Target.
I managed the train all by myself. I'm so proud! And P was totally fascinated with the train and Target being 2 floors.. Lol She loved putting the buggy in the thing that carries it down with the escalator..
Tomorrow we're going to the Museum of Natural History and maybe the Empire State Building!
I loved the Museum of Natural History! It was mahoosive though and I was knackered when we came out. Also, standing underneath that huge blue whale freaked me the hell out.
Oh mine! Oh mine! I got back the exam results from my part time studies and I actually passed every single modules!!! EVERY MOTHER SMURFING SINGLE ONE OF THEM!! Even the one that I thought I've screwed up!!!
I am so so SO freaking happy that I took a bunch of selfies with my hamsters and threw them into a big huge bowl of hamster food to make them fatter than anyone can possibly imagine!!!
After which I went jogging and met big head, our friendly neighbourhood stray cat which have a rather oversized head for its small puny body. I shook hand with him and we went jogging together.
Actually he resisted but I decided to carry him and cuddle him so hard that he gave up on the struggle and accompany me on my jog!
Then I went to buy dinner at McDonald and share some with big head before big head got horny and went chasing after other stray cats to satisfy his lust. Naughty Kitty~~~
And lastly, here I am posting in EoFF still elated over my exams and my hamsters still stuffing themselves with hamster food inside the big huge bowl.
PS: I decided to terrorize MANUS today too. I just can't resist not sharing the joy with him.
I am off today and tomorrow, so I get to spend the days with my son!This morning he asked me for "cerebal" so he's eating his cereal for breakfast!
also, last night, he kept whispering "i wuv woo" and that made me happy
My blog has reached 2000 views, my first day of work yesterday was excellent, and tonight is taco night!!
I am about to eat chow mein noodles!
With me passing all my exams, I've decided to be a sweet girlfriend and fetch my boyfriend after his overnight shift at like 8am in the morning. I couldn't stop hopping and jumping around with my excitement while he behaves like a dead zombie deprived from eating brains.
We had breakfast together and it was great. I put the food in my mouth while he put his face in the food because he dozed off. lol.
I took him home and tuck him to bed after reading some of my bedtime stories which he complains is a bit too scary for his taste.
After he fell asleep, I wrecked havoc in the house by looting everything I found in the fridge. Some went straight to my stomach while others into my ration bag. I took whatever mangas and games I found appealing and declare my ownership over them.
Happy with my loots and rewards, I give him a kiss on the forehead and head back home to party~~~~~ YEEEEEHAAAAAA~~~~~
Beautiful glowing EoFF Forums Experience member ToriJ said it could not happen and I believed him and was quite content with my place in this world but I have just realised I am top poster without meaning to be! But I have to make up for 2008 - 2013 of not posting much at all and so am proud and happy about this
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