Boss: Well it'd get all Homeswabbled.
Me: Home... swabbled? What does that mean?
Boss: Sideways, things get crisscrossed.

Curious, as I've never heard this word before, I googled it.

homeswabbled.png

Welp.

Now i'm just laughing at my boss.

So our conversation continued.
Boss: Those aren't kolaches. Kolaches are different. Those are klobusniks.

*googles* I can't find that either. I even had him spell it out for me. I only find people named that. I'm just amused at the strange things my boss was saying today.

Reminds me the other day of another coworker when I said "Well what's your aversion to it?"
Him: My version?
Me: Aversion
Him: What? A version?
Me: You know your reason agains-- You know what, nevermind.
Him: You're strange, Kaycee.

It's funny to me and I laugh about it for the rest of the day.