What the hell is a real job?
Oh that's right, it's whatever you do that people are paying you for. I can't help but think anyone who goes on about people needing "real jobs" is really just upset that someone else is enjoying what they do while they're stuck with a job they hate.
It's made even more laughable by the fact that the only reason Zero Punctuation is on the Escapist is because Yahtzee put his first souple of videos on Youtube.