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    Do you know any jokes?

    A piece of toast, a fried egg and a slice of bacon walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve breakfast here."

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    Do you know any jokes?
    no

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    Only really bad or offensive ones :/


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    LWL engages in general japery.

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    So Magneto walks into a Best Buy...

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    Me reading this thread

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    On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

    The outside.

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    So how does Moses make coffee?


    Hebrews it, obviously.

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    How many EoFFers does it take change a light bulb?

    Five. One to declare that the socket has been violated, one to declare that the bulb has been violated, one to secretly wish that they were the socket, one to secretly wish they were the bulb, and one to stand there and say THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!

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    A mathematician, an accountant, and an economist apply for the same job.

    The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies, "Four." The interviewer asks, "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, "Yes, four, exactly."

    Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question: "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says, "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

    Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question, "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"?
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    How many chocobos do you need to change a light bulb.
    None, you just need Lightning.... get it

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    So I heard that demon got arrested the other day.

    He was charged with possesion.

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    What did the alien say to the radio?

    you're cute but you talk too much
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