Okay, this is going to be a bold move, but I would like to role claim. I am the Mafia Secretary Who Likes To Do A Little Creative Writing On The Side. Shorty has seen through my moves in Timber Maniacs, and I am clearly amassing an army in the writing forum to take over the rest of the forums.

##Unvote: Shorty

##Vote: Scotty

Make of that what you will.