On the topic of names, people never call me Scott. No matter where I go, I end up around people that vaguely (but don't really) look like me, and so people just mistake me for them. In high school, it was Zach or Jeff. Never Scott. I remember when conversation where people brought this up at the lunch table, and the conversation ended with my oldest friend saying "Don't worry, I know who you are Zach." And she wasn't doing it on purpose. That is my life.

Other people I have been: Chad, Chris, Nathan... probably some others.