Psychotic's Chocolate Experiments!

Mini Eggs in the microwave was divine. I experimented with different timings and 20-25 seconds was the sweet spot. Absolutely brilliant.

I was going to wait to do Quin's Creme Egg in the microwave tomorrow but I enjoyed the last one so much that I did it now. I put it on a paper towel and did it for 5 seconds. (My microwave only does increments of 5) Got it out, nothing. Boring. Maybe my microwave has lower power. I will put it back in for 10 seconds. At about 8 seconds, the top cracked over and goo poured out. Oh trout better put this in my mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOHHHHHHHH MY GOD OWWWWW WHAT THE smurf THE GOO HAS BECOME LAVA OW OW OW JESUS CHRIST. The surface was not warm because the insides are pure fiery death. My mouth still hurts. In my panic I did yet another egg...

Locky's fridge egg! Ehhh sorry Locky, not a huge fan. It was better than fire egg, and really helped my mouth. It was hard to crack open though. It was interesting but I don't think I'll do it again.

So I've overdosed on chocolate and I'm having to hold water in my mouth because I am a total smurfing moron xD I'm probably going to get a blister. The things I do for you, EoFF!