Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
We peanut butter egg lovers find we don't have to vary our routines with our eggs. They are as wonderful and engaging as the first time, everytime. You keep struggling for happiness in your boring egg relationships and fueling the adult eggertainment industry.

Ok, I cringed, BUT TAKE THAT smurfERS.
Did you know:
  • 60% off all internet commerce income is generated from adult eggertainment sites
  • At least one in three divorces was caused by one of the partners having an addiction to adult eggertainment
  • Each year the government seizes over 50 metric tonnes of mini Cadbury Eggs that were being trafficed on the eggertainment black market