Chocolate Egg War II: Let's get EGGSTREME!

[Flying Mullet]

I just had a Cadbury Creme egg.

Congratulations, you now have worms.

[fire_of_avalon]

What's wrong with storing them at room temperature, Locky? They're in foil, they keep just fine!

We peanut butter egg lovers find we don't have to vary our routines with our eggs. They are as wonderful and engaging as the first time, everytime. You keep struggling for happiness in your boring egg relationships and fueling the adult eggertainment industry.


Ok, I cringed, BUT TAKE THAT smurfERS.

Or because they taste like moist cardboard even you freaks who love them can only stomach eating them very rarely, thus it never gets old. I'll never get bored - in fact, I could take you in an egg eating contest. I could eat 2 Creme Eggs for every peanut monstrosity you could stomach and then I'd still have room for your tears as dessert.

I have one compound word for you.

Thunderdome.

[Flying Mullet]

Yes!

[Night Fury]

Nothing is wrong with it, Psy. I'm just not too keen on when the chocolate is quite... not quite melted but not quite hard, when it's pretty squishy, I just find it gets really clammy in my mouth.

Also I'd like to add that I tried Reese's Peanut Butter cups and as much as I really wanted to like them, they were smurfing rank.

[Rob Roy]

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