If a spider fell in your lap while you were driving would you scream like a girl

[Botchmun]

we have several species of poisonous spider in Florida and I'm not very good at telling them from the others.

Florida... there are fiddleback spiders in Florida aren't there? Things like the Brown Recluse? Those would probably curb my Irwin-esque hands on approach to arachnids slightly. But only slightly. Scariest thing in my neck of the woods are black widows but Brown Recluses make my jaw drop what with the flesh necrosis.