Today my fortune cookie read: ASK YOUR MOM
I've also had one in the past that read: HELP, I'M BEING HELD PRISONER IN A CHINESE BAKERY!
What fortunes have you received in the past that you enjoyed?
I had one just yesterday that said "Frying Murret makes bad jokes"
I've never had a fortune cookie despite frequenting many chinese restuaraunts.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
I keep one in my wallet about adventure awaiting me or something. I don't have it memorized and my wallet is all the way over there.
I've gotten at least 5 fortune cookies in my life that had no fortune in them. It's kind of sad.
One of the last fortunes I got was this:
"In god we trust, everyone else must pay cash."
Ordinary luck. It will be an active fortune. Give into the good will of others, and something big'll happen after summer. Be careful of forgetfulness. Your lucky color is...blue?
522955_4550233167420_359005476_n.jpg
My sister-in-law and I got these fortunes. Granted that's the word on the back...