In the interest of shaking things up before I catch some zzz, I would like to tell you all that I am the Town Jailkeeper. Do you believe me? I suggest you don't. But maybe I'm telling the truth. Wouldn't that be a hoot? Guess I'm not very good at keeping my secrets under lock and key.

...not my best joke, I'll admit.

Good luck darlings, I hope you discover the truth soon enough! Remember: it's a girl's bike!