Set to music

And here's to you, Mr. Robinson
Unne loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mr. Robinson
Archives hold a place for those who stay
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a bit about you for Ko-tak-u
We'd like to help you post complete trout,
Look around you, all you see are many shades of blue,
Scroll around the forums until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mr. Robinson
WesLY loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mr. Robinson
Archives hold a place for those who stay
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in FF 5 where no one ever goes
Put it in Quina's Kitchen with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just an April Fools' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr. Robinson
Kishi loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mr. Robinson
Archives hold a place for those who stay
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on the forums on a Sunday afternoon
Posting in the 'R is U' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, crono_logical?
Help Forum turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mr. Robinson?
The Highwind has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

With sincere apologies to Simon and Garfunkel, and just about everybody referenced above