Originally Posted by
Pike
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE BOOKS AND WHY THEY RUINED MY CHILDHOOD
The first books in the series are all innocent right? You put action figures into the cupboard and they come to life, right?
Okay well in the last book the author starts dumping all this stuff on you about how any time you put an action figure into the cupboard, that toy's real-world counterpart falls into a coma. So like, somewhere the Native American and the Cowboy were in a coma the entire time the action was taking place.
IT GETS WORSE. There's this girl toy who straight up dies one day. One day she's a little person and the next she just turns back into a toy with no warning. TURNS OUT THAT IN THE REAL WORLD THEY JUST STOPPED HER LIFE SUPPORT AND LET HER DIE BECAUSE SHE WAS IN A COMA FOR SO LONG
God these books ruined me