I thought Barrett and Tifa were husband and wife.
I thought Reno and Aerith were brother and sister.
I thought the scuba diver you play in JAWS was a gold fish.
I thought when you turned 21 you'd become a full fledged adult who wore a suit, had a wife, some kids, liked watching the news, reading the paper, drinking coffee and going to work with a briefcase.
I thought God was a white guy.
I thought my mom used to have brown eyes, but stared at the sun too long transforming them to the color green.